im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Nicole vs. Life
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I skipped work to stalk him.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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