Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
the raccoons are back...
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