i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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