Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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