it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Still dying that you shit outside
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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