Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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