My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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