For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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