ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
