Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
