i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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