Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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