What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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