It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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