my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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