whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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