So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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