we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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