i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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