no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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