Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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