well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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