Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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