i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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