all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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