What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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