i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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