So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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