32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Michael Bay diarrhea
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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