Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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