Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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