its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
