Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize