i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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