The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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