yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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