Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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