No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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