Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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