I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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