My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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