You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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