this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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