That's intense
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I forgot wine drunk hurts
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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