Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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