He had one of those small greek statue penises
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
They took my balls.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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