i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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