i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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