Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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