my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she told me i tasted like america
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Randomize
