She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize