She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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