six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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