so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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