She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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